Happy Hunting

 I might have met you, maybe not but be patient I have some time on my hand, to still be proud of my beauty and to be called by my father’s name. Be sure that I am saving you a lot of trouble of meeting my precious daddy’s wrath both before and after you tell him of your fantasies with his (my father’s) daughter.I still think there is preparation to be done by somebody somewhere.

First as already noted: my father remains. I am still thinking if I am willing to be called Mwongeli Wafula or Mwongeli Mwanzia Wafula. The animals in my head are yet to decide but the latter seems more appealing for now. It is still a topic for discussion depending on the sweetness of your name. That being said we are in this together and I will not run to Daddy when my nail polish peels off. (With my eyes closed and ready to fall) I will run straight into your arms. ….lol….

Oil your legs and elbows. Is it a cult that has been formed or is it a manly nature to look like a crocodile that is scorching in the sun. Am sorry but I need my son to be groomed and that will have to start with the father. Ooh yeas I want my first born to be a son. His name is/ will be Andres. So, baba Andres please start practicing this small habit it will cost you Ksh145 for a 100ml petroleum jelly that will last you 3 months. Swity just forfeit one beer and you are good to go.

I am a very jealous woman. That does not mean that you will not have friends that are female. But if I am insecure about one of them please do not keep her around. You will be free to have boys night out as long as you bring me a bugger at 2am when you are coming back home. And I believe you will be mature enough not to be going for the night outs ever weekend. Now –when I do not know it is you yet- is your time to ratchet up your reckless behavior  but do not spoil your reputation. I need a decent man too just like you need a decent woman.

Baba Andres the journey to getting Andres will not be easy. I plan to be hormonal. Pray hard that my hormones decide that I am not hormonal because that will be the period you will want to divorce me and abort the child yourself. Depending on where we will live – hoping that you are working harder than I am – a 24 hr. mall in the neighborhood will be an advantage to you. That is all I am going to say.

In my dictionary there is no divorce or separation. I am an African. Separation or divorce  does not exist in my percieved culture. If things are tough go to the other room think things through and come, let’s have a sit down and solve the small issue. You better be reading this blog because you will need to remind me of this sometimes too.

Back to the issue of my father, he has taught me a lot. I can change a flat tire by myself, go and stay put at the garage for some hours, change a bulb and pay my own bills: these are among many other manly stuff * as considered* But please do not get confused... I will deliberately forget all this the minute you propose! After you pay for my manicure, I am not going to hold the bill folder at the restaurant ...that will be my chance of  admiring the magnificent nail art done on my feeble fingers. Unless I am the one taking you for the dinner.  And yes I will surprise you once in a while.

* NO we will not go with you to the salon for you to have manicure and pedicure. And I should not hear rumors that you were there!! keep the nails short and clean though, the hair neat and your shirt ironed*

Baba Lolita – nickname to our daughter – I am not a career woman/ I do not plan to be. Neither, am I a stay at home mum. I will be working late some days. Most of the time I will be home early, to make you the Ugali, Managu and Pork you like or is it Usuu wa ikie? (I am guessing you will be a good feeder). But on those days that I will come home late maybe twice in three months… would you please be a helper and order food for us...... please?

Go for swimming lessons! I do not want to be bored on our honey moon being the only one in the water. Be vibrant and be wild. We have a lifetime –after our golden jubilee- to grow old together. So if you are boring I do not know how you become my husband! This is just a hiccup of what I am, most of the rest you will learn for yourself. 

  If you think you are the one, please one of this days drop a comment with the #YoungWildandMoreThanFree so that I can get a hint of what awaits me in the future. Happy hunting to you.

 #YoungWildandMoreThanFree

That will be our slogan cool?

♡ TyeMB♥