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Tuesday, 16 December 2014

Number 2 IS NOT my option

No I am not willing to be number two!! Because being second is to be the first of the ones who lose. This article comes as a follow up to my previous piece on the same platform (http://mwongelim.blogspot.com/2014/11/number-two.html ). I have had some feedback from concerned parties asking how I could advocate for the second bit. The truth is in the world, there will always be the "number twos".  But I do love myself too much to be number two simply because I don’t like being second choice. I will walk away before you even consider me as a backup plan.

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. Yeas I am willing to be number two.  But only to your MOTHER!! Yeas I hear some mother in-laws are cold blooded monsters from hell. I have not meet them yet. And yes I am not yet married. So yes I might not have enough experience when I write this. But I believe that if a man does not love his mother there is no way that he will love me.

I will put up with all the crap from a man’s mother if  my man does respect her (at this point all other factors are constant), simply because it means he will respect me. I have no problem with mama’s boys ( to some extent though), because it shows they will make time for me at some point as they do for their mother.  Harold Macmillan (one time prime minister of the United Kingdom) did say: No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. I like my men successful and the mother is the only one who can be number one and I, the 2nd.

According to Groucho Marx, A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart. Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Groucho Marx was an American comedian and film and television star. He was widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era (I do not know how quoting a comedian will be credible and justifiable to my points). I like the simple and elegant things in life. To kiss with my eyes closed, to tear in laughter and to take walk without looking out for the shadows following me. Dealing with a ferocious baby mama/ first wife will not allow me the simplicity nor the elegance.


I would not also want to me the ferocious one at the mortuary being thrown out by the security when intending to listen to his post-mortem result. And minutes after I see the first wife being escorted in by his best friend full of grace and peaceful morning.  I want to be  sit on the front row in his funeral and him to be called Baba Jade (our only son’s name) throughout the service.

It is said that a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. I do not know how true that is but I kind of agree. Most often than not the second wives come up when the man has some change in his pocket to spare. Only the first wife knows how many times the man has slept hungry and how stressed he was before he landed that golden deal.

Ever wondered why they are called “kachungwa". Fruits are expensive to buy. Not every Mumo and Marlow can afford them. A bunch of 5 oranges cost around  100 shillings. A financially pitiable man would rather buy loaf and milk than oranges. After he has had a decent meal then he can think of the topping. I am decent enough to be the meal and not the topping!



Dr. Samuel Johnson am writer who made great contribution to the English literature as a moralist to say the least, articulates, By taking a second wife he (any man) pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so (married) a second time. I cannot be in a man’s life to complete  desires the first wife installed in him. I do not want to be compared to another woman or worse still be under her. God help my dream (or is it a nightmare?) of not being a second wife come true.


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